Hard-boiled

I giggle too much while we chat.

been doin this for years, people. years. gigglin at chats.

I wonder what shows up if you google me? egh. i’ll check later.

i’m going to invent my own wedding ceremony where the couple is literally united. like thats the whole theme and everyone goes along with it, pretending of course, since two body unification is probably illegal.

anyway, so the idea is that you take a long scarf, like 8 feet, and tie the two heads together. like back to back but across the foreheads. and then in an eerie voice the couple shouts

OUR BRAINS ARE OOONNNNNEEEE

and then everyone claps and the reception starts but you eat the cake first and then the rest of dinner. important steps.