OMG a PS3 and a HD monitor
THAT’S WHAT I WANTS.
I’ve got enough awesome clothes and purses and shoes…this year is all about electronics. I have Tim in the visual effects department at work to blame since his set-up in his office is SO SWEET.
OMG THAT’S SO TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE.
I’ve seriously got such a girl boner for a PS3 this year. i dunno what it is. I think it was the Netflix-ing that pushed me over the edge.
GPOYTh
…I don’t know. I was told to do a Genghis Khan impression. Weak.
GUESTBREAKER: You Don’t Like Watching Degrassi
Hey you! Come sit down, I was just about to see what’s on TV. Oh look! Degrassi’s on! Oh my god, it’s a marathon. Awesome. Wait, why are you getting up? Where are you going? What do you mean you don’t like Degrassi?! Do you also dislike free samples and Mexican beer?! Yeah, I get that we were both in high school a long time ago. So what? Well, of course the writing and acting are awful! I don’t think you get it. It would be really hard to laugh at how ridiculous the plots and characters are if I actually identified with them. Look, instead of arguing with me, why don’t you just leave? The episode where Spinner gets shot is on and I want to watch it in peace.
A stone cold serious Guest Dealbreaker written by Erika.Serious like you don’t even know.
I download the canadian episodes just so i can gloat about how i am so far ahead of that Teen Nick crapfest. I mean, really. 6 episodes behind, America? Come on.
You know you’re in trouble with a sequel when the word of mouth advises you to see the first movie twice instead.
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Roger Ebert reviews New Moon, give it a paltry single star
Lots o’ laughs.
On putting him in his place.
I don’t have orgasms when I have sex. I’m honestly not that worried about it because I have a pretty damn good time regardless, but the guy I’m screwing right now has told me I am one of two girls he has ever slept with that couldn’t have one. First off, I really don’t believe this and I think he has just been fooled by a good fake orgasm one too many times. But still, it gets really annoying when he says shit like that like there is something wrong with me so what kind of sarcastic and on point comments do you advise using when shit like this comes up?
If you want to crush his ego, fake an orgasm. When he acts all pleased, tell him you faked it and that he’s one of two guys you’ve ever slept with that couldn’t tell.
perfect
I’m a vegetarian, but I eat eggs because I’m pro-choice.
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Just overheard. Where else? LA… (via coketalk)
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woot.
